them’s the rules.

Neil Gaiman, crazed genius who gave us Coraline (and Beowulf 3D, groan), is part of this  Guardian piece featuring writers on their own writing rules. (Also Jonathan Franzen, whose The Corrections was one of the first “important” contemporary novels I read, freshman year in college.)

NG’s got his pen in just about every creative nib: art, theatre, comics, tween novels, grownup novels. He must be doing something right. Here’s his list:


frightfully delightful

8 Good Writing Practices

1.  Write.

2.  Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.

3.  Finish what you’re writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.

4.  Put it aside. Read it pretending you’ve never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you respect and who like the kind of thing that this is.

5.  Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.

6.  Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.

7.  Laugh at your own jokes.

8.  The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

PS: J.Franzen’s #10 is under my brain’s skin: You have to love before you can be relentless.